People Who Say “If You’re Not Part Of The Solution, You’re Part Of The Problem” Are Themselves Part Of The Problem

2008 May 20

Being as I am, a white European male in a G8 country with a sedentary job, life is reasonably easy for me. I can safely make the assumption that the vast majority of people I’ll meet are solidly tied into my cultural hegemony and it’s not like I own enough things for voodoo economics to be an attractive proposition to me. Which means, to all intents and purposes, this is me.

Of course I’m aware that there are others who don’t have it easy as me, and short of reincarnation or a new, slightly disturbing idea for a reality TV show, I’ll never feel their pain, excepting in the usual liberal guilt kind of way.

(While I’m thinking of minority groups, there is some controversy as to whether woman count as a “minority group” the male and female populations of the world being roughly equal in size. However they do get paid less, so they count.

In her famous essay “A Room of One’s Own” Virginia Woolf states you need “five hundred pounds a year” to write. Given this was written in 1929 and according to this very useful site, in today’s money that is £21,792.46 which means that I am within my means to be a writer.)

But I digress.

Instead of a disturbing reality TV show, let’s make this a meme.

If you weren’t who you were but were, for example a different face, a different gender, a different sexuality, a different religion, who would you like to be?

I hate to mention a jazzman for the second time in as many days, but if I were African-American I wouldn’t mind being Eric Dolphy.

The beard! The shades! What’s not too love?

How about you?

13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 May 20
    goodtimepolitics permalink

    Or maybe some are like Obama the man running for president of The United States, he does not know alot about running a country but wants to! :)
    http://goodtimepolitics.com/2008/05/20/obama-how-many-states-are-there-in-the-united-states/

  2. 2008 May 20

    I’d like to be Lucy Liu, so I could pinch Lucy Liu’s bottom without getting arrested.

  3. 2008 May 21
    Spinny permalink

    I’d like to be Barry Adamson.

    Why? Being super-cool, ultra-talented, a member of multiple seminal pop groups, being black and a man, and getting to hang out with Nick Cave.

    None of these have been part of my life experience so far, nor or they likely to.

  4. 2008 May 21
    oyebilly permalink

    Ooh I’ve got Republican spam!

    Tim – It wouldn’t be fun if it was your bottom though.

    Spinny – Yes, Barry Adamson is tres cool.

  5. 2008 May 22

    I wouldn’t mind being in Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s head for a while.

  6. 2008 May 22

    Oh my god, Barry Adamson is black? I thought he was just pretending!

  7. 2008 May 22
    Spinny permalink

    massive LOL! at P’s comment. heh.

  8. 2008 May 22
    oyebilly permalink

    BiB – Interesting. Now I’m going to think which woman I’d like to be.

    Patroclus – I never knew he was black until I saw a picture. Like the chap out of the Dears.

    Spinny – Agreed.

  9. 2008 May 24
    goodtimepolitics permalink

    oyebilly its not spam, it real and not like the make like World you in Europe are living in. LOL

  10. 2008 May 25
    jmes h permalink

    Barry is, I believe, the shizzle.

  11. 2008 May 26
    oyebilly permalink

    GTP – It may be real, but it has nothing to do with what I posted. Even I in my “make like” world of Europe knows that.

    James – He sure is.

  12. 2008 August 8
    goodtimepolitics permalink

    Now Now! Obama is in a make like World of his own, making like he is smart enough to run a country. Sure he’s not with you there? :)

  13. 2008 November 11
    goodtimepolitics permalink

    see oyebilly he “Obama” made himself president just because he wanted to be. :)

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