And Later On I Found 50p In My Pocket

It was my payday today.

I celebrated by leaving for work slightly earlier than usual and sat in a cafe just up the road from my office, eating a Danish and drinking tea.

I’m not sure about this, but I suspect this is the worst possible way I have ever “celebrated” being paid, although the time I treated myself to NON-SUPERMARKET own brand tea probably comes a very close second.

What is the most pointless thing you’ve done when in the money?