If The Buddy System Can Fail, I Don’t Know What To Believe In

2008 September 24
by Billy

Like those Polish twins who were President and Prime Minister at the same time; the German brothers who own the entire discount supermarket erm… market; like Dames James and Rendell* who write crime novels and sit opposite each other in the House of Lords; like growing a goatee beard to play your own evil twin and all the dualistic cosmology that that implies everyone needs a counterpart – evil or not.

Who is yours?

* someone has vandalised her wikipedia entry to read “Ruth Barbara Rendell, is masively huge in proportion to her vagina and doesnt like the fact her anal youth organistaion proceeds to bellend me in the swift amazon brake water.” whatever that means.
6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 September 24

    mine’s my brother. we’re irish twins, and two sides of the same coin (only the sides are the same because it’s some kind of magical prankster’s coin).

    if you follow.

  2. 2008 September 24

    I have Andy Partridge. I know what I’m going to look like in 15 years’ time.

    I liked this from RR’s Wikipedia entry:

    “She was fired after writing an article on the local Tennis Club’s annual dinner, which she had not actually attended, thereby missing the untimely death of the after-dinner speaker mid-speech.”

  3. 2008 September 25
    Llewtrah permalink

    Did you revert the entry?

  4. 2008 September 25
    oyebilly permalink

    Rosie – Aren’t Irish twins just called twins in Ireland? :)

    Tim – Best firing I’ve heard of.

    Llewtrah – No, it was Pedro Almodovar

  5. 2008 September 26

    it’s an un-PC reference to the catholic rhythm method of contraception, Billy. we’re not actually twins, there’s just less than a year between us.

  6. 2008 September 29
    oyebilly permalink

    Ah in that case there were some “Irish” twins in my year at school.

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