Last Tango In W12

I was in the shop the other day and I remembered that I needed some sort of butter, or in this country at least, medium-ranking margarine.

So I bought some.

As one does.

Little did I know that one of my flatmates would buy some the very next day. On the 2 for 1 offer.

And then, the next day, the same thing happened with a different flatmate. It was the same 2 for 1 offer as well.

So we have so much butter at the moment we might as well attempt to write speeches in the style of Hermann Goering.

But nobody please mention Marlon Brando.