Week Ending

Reading the Guardian weekend magazine does strange things to my brain. I’m not sure what exactly: it’s not like I’m consumed by rage, or class envy or boredom it’s just, well, ennui.

Take this week’s example, apparently Tim Dowling is growing a beard (and they say Twitter is inane) and beards in general are “going up”, something to do with David Beckham apparently. Keith Flett must be dancing for joy.

Oh and Lucy Mangan, it’s people eating Kit-kats like they’re normal chocolate bars.

And people sweeping on a wet surface.

Thanks.