Everyone knows that prostitution is the oldest profession, but not everyone can get a book deal out of it. Sometimes you just get sneered at by people like Richard Littlejohn.
Sorry to interrupt the blogpost, but I can’t mention Littlejohn without linking to this really.
Back to the blogpost, now we’ve all joked about exchanging money for “sexual favours”. All very hilarious, but what’s the going rate?
My research has revealed the following, which took ages and isn’t that up to date. Where’s Boswell when you need him?
I had to Wikipedia most of those. I’ve led a sheltered life.
I will do a buttefly kiss for a fiver though. And an Eskimo kiss for a tenner.
Butterfly, that is *cough*
How much for a flirtatious glance? I’m currently doing it for £3.42
Commemorative Andy & Fergie Royal Wedding 13 pound coin in pseudo laminated display card = Hot Karl and/or Arabian Death Mask