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11
2009
- Where possible, hang out with people who exemplify the things about yourself that most fill you with self-loathing, only more so, in order to make you feel better about yourself.
- Keyboard short-cuts are my friends. They can be yours too.
- If I had the cash, I’d pay someone to tune my instruments. And wash my hair, and not in an odd fetishistic way, I feel obliged to add, probably having the opposite effect of what I intended.
- I find myself experiencing feeling of transcendentalism when music that has been stuck in my head all day manages to exit my head and find itself in the real world.
- According to the Daily Express BREAKFAST IS AN IMPORTANT MEAL! O Rrly?
- Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Sünden reich. Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Weil es uns dünkt er sei verreckt.
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I get irrationally angry whenever I have to resort to using the mouse like a big dirty pleb.
It’s not irrational, it makes sense.
What would you look for in the person you’d want to wash your hair????
Soft hands.
Not sure I follow the need for keyboard shortcuts. Seems the keys are already fairly close together, usually separated by a straight path. Perhaps some users employ a looping sort of technique for tapping the next letter needed to spell a word. If that’s the case, no shortcut is likely to cure them of the habit. I’d move the tip for this one down to number 4, perhaps even as low as 5, but it’s your show and we’re merely the audience.
(cue laugh track)
The reason the keyboard shortcuts are so high is because when I wrote it, my mouse was playing up.